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"I'm so sick and tired of the same lousy head every birthday" wasn't the worst thing you heard your wife say from the bathroom.

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I thought that I had gotten the perfect birthday for my mother.

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It is a little known fact that imposters prefer not to kill their human crew mate counterparts.

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It always astonished me with how fast and creative were the solutions the government found to solve problems.

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The new resident in my care in the Alzheimer’s wing is definitely the monster who adopted my baby brother, and separated us all those years ago.

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The artificial intelligence had become so advanced to the point where they developed their own language

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I break into a joyous prance when I chance upon my cat, Mr Tiddles Tat.

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My parents left me when I was 16 to go find a job in an another country so i had to work and live alone, 5 years later to my surprise they called me that they were finally coming home.

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Every night when I tuck my daughter into bed, I make a habit to check under her bed for monsters to keep her mind at ease

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I heard scratching under my bed yesterday.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'm so sick and tired of the same lousy head every birthday" wasn't the worst thing you heard your wife say from the bathroom.	8
I thought that I had gotten the perfect birthday for my mother.	8
It is a little known fact that imposters prefer not to kill their human crew mate counterparts.	8
It always astonished me with how fast and creative were the solutions the government found to solve problems.	8
The new resident in my care in the Alzheimer’s wing is definitely the monster who adopted my baby brother, and separated us all those years ago.	8
The artificial intelligence had become so advanced to the point where they developed their own language	8
I break into a joyous prance when I chance upon my cat, Mr Tiddles Tat.	8
My parents left me when I was 16 to go find a job in an another country so i had to work and live alone, 5 years later to my surprise they called me that they were finally coming home.	8
Every night when I tuck my daughter into bed, I make a habit to check under her bed for monsters to keep her mind at ease	8
I heard scratching under my bed yesterday.	8